Friday, September 21, 2012

Breaking News:  AWL Champion Wolf was found last night in a dumpster behind the AWL Arena sniffing through the garbage looking for old Kentucky Fried Chicken.  The title belt had been discarded in the gutter and was found with noticable teeth marks all over it.

AWL officials have confiscated the title and, while Wolf is still champion, he will only be permitted to wear his belt to the ring for official title defenses.  At all other times, it will be kept locked in a safe in the Commissioners office.

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