Delay, delay, delay, DELAY, DE-F'ING-LAY!!! First, that skinny little [REDACTED] comes down with the flu, then the typhoon hits, and now the AWL Commissioner announces I have to wait another WEEK for my title match?  [REDACTED}!  My family has been waiting for  years for justice and I WILL NOT WAIT ANY LONGER!!!  Put on a full card or not, I don't care.  I don't even care if there are any people in the [REDACTED] audience!  If Akira Merune doesn't appear in the AWL Arena this weekend, I'm declaring myself the AWL Joshi Champion.  Period!  NO MORE [REDACTED] EXCUSES!

--Jackie M.