The day has finally come! The Complete AWL Intercontinental Champion Kid Canada has the right to name the stipulations for his cash in match for the AWL Grand Championship at AWL 340. He's taken his time to come up with something that will insure a fair fight for the biggest prize in the Animated Wrestling League. This morning, the following message arrived in the inbox at AWL HQ (we've removed the several paragraphs of apologizing for the delay):
Sorry, but I'm not going to play Jigoku's game and cheat in my favour, eh? Sorry, I need this to be a fair fight, eh? Sorry, but none of your friends...or mine...will be involved in this match because it's going to happen in a big old STEEL CAGE, eh?
Sorry, but it means a lot to me to know I'm a better professional wrestler than Hakaisha (or whatever Jigoku is calling him this week), eh? Sorry, but I'm not going to beat you once, I'm going to do it twice, eh? Sorry, this match is going to be 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS, eh?
--Kid Canada
He really is the most Canadian man in the world, isn't he? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a main event for AWL 340:
AWL 340: Season 17 Finale
MAIN EVENT
Jigoku DESTROY (Grand Champion) vs. Kid Canada (IC Champion)
AWL Grand Championship Match
11th Title Defense
Intercontinental Title Cash-In
2 Out of 3 Falls Steel Cage Match!
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