Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.
As we approach the conclusion of
the 17th season of the Animated Wrestling League, we look forward to
a main event where the Animated Wrestling League Intercontinental Championship
will be cashed in for the right to challenge for the Grand Championship. As exciting as this is for all of us here at
Animated Wrestling League Headquarters, even more exciting is the prospect of
crowning a new Intercontinental Champion after the title is cashed in. It is for that reason that I have chosen to
address you all today.
First,
the by then vacant Animated Wrestling League Intercontinental Championship will
be awarded to the winner of a 6-Way Scramble Match that will take place during
the pre-season to Season 18 of the Animated Wrestling League. That means we will have a freshly minted
Intercontinental Champion when Season 18 officially begins at AWL 341.
Second,
and I beg your forgiveness for burying the lead on this story, as of the
conclusion of the cash in at AWL 340, THE ANIMATED WRESTLING LEAGUE
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP SHALL BECOME THE EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY OF THE JOSHI
DIVISION!
I have
amended the AWL Rule Book to reflect the following change: As long as the
Animated Wrestling League Roster remains split into gendered divisions, the
Intercontinental Championship shall switch divisions every time it is
cashed in. That means that the first
woman to successfully defend the Animated Wrestling League Intercontinental
Championship 5 times will become The Complete Intercontinental Champion and
will earn the right to cash in for a shot at the Animated Wrestling League
Joshi Championship under the stipulations of her choosing. At which point the championship will revert
to the men’s division.
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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