Well, at least he's honest.
A little inside information.
When ever the AWL hires either a new wrestler or a new member of
staff, we have to go through an orientation. One of the things that
gets hammered into us is the fact that the AWL is an equal
opportunity employer. And around here, that's not just the usual
"please don't sue us" corporate line. The powers that be in
the Animated Wrestling League make it VERY clear that all races,
nationalities, religions, identities, and wrestling styles are
welcome in the AWL.
However, freedom of speech and
expression is completely worthless if it only applies to speech with
which you agree.
It is in that spirit that we
present to you, completely unedited, an e-mail sent to us by AWL
rookie Yamada Jiro:
精神と魂の戦士の戦い、日本人男性の心が何世紀にもされています。それは毎日私たちの生活に触れます。方法を私達が食べる食糧から取り組んでいます。先頭と末尾の日本人であることの意味です。プロレス開始私のヒーロー Rikidouzanで 1951 年にそしてスポーツは野球のような他の国で発明されている可能性がありますそれはそれを完成し、芸術のレベルに引き上げ日本人だった。
しかし、感染症が日本に来ています。私たちの国は病気です。病気は、西と呼ばれます。我々 は一度によって国から取除かれる、開墾されていない外国人を強制的に私たちの間で生きている今。彼ら私たちの近所に住んでいる、私たちのお店で買い物、私たち電車に乗る、私たちの学校にも不潔な子供を送信します。我々 の政府も、無意味な言語を学ぶ子どもたちになります ！
西洋の悪魔がプロレスに定着しているようになりました。もちろん、我々 は常に私たちのカードを時折外人レスラーを抱えているが、過去に彼らの小人と女性と一緒に彼らの場所で保たれました。今すぐ AJ スタイルズのような男性と豊富なスワン 選手権を保持します。弾丸クラブ広がる彼らの不正行為の西部方法。でもそのろくでなしプロレス WWE は私たちのテレビです ！
それを停止する必要があります。それは停止します。それを停止します。AWLはあまりにも多くの外人とそれらが削除されます。この週末アメリカ カブトムシとなります。
And now, the English translation:
Fighting spirit and the soul of
the warrior has been the heart of the Japanese man for centuries. It
touches every day of our lives. From the food we eat to the way we
work. It is the beginning and end of what it means to be Japanese.
Puroresu begin in 1951 with my hero Rikidouzan and while the sport
may have been invented in other countries, like baseball, it was the
Japanese who perfected it and raised it to the level of art.
But an infection has come to
Japan. Our nation is sick. The disease is called the West. The
uncultured foreigners that we once removed from the country by force
now live among us. They live in our neighborhoods, shop in our
shops, ride our trains, and even send their filthy children to our
schools. Our government even makes our children learn THEIR
pointless language!
The demon of westernization has
now taken root in puroresu. Of course, we've always had the
occasional gaijin wrestler on our cards, but in the past they were
kept in their place along with the midgets and women. Now men like
A.J. Styles and Rich Swann hold top championships. The Bullet Club
spreads their cheating western ways. Even their bastard puroresu WWE
is on our television!
It must stop. It will stop. I
will stop it. The AWL has too many gaijin and I will remove them.
This weekend I will begin with American Beetle.
