Good evening ladies and
gentlemen. I am the AWL Commissioner.
As I believe the colloquialism goes, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have
COMMISSIONED what looks to be a superb main event for AWL 124. Last
weekend, the tag team known as Dragon and James earned their third
point under the AWL tag team division's 3-Point System. Well, no
time like the present I say:
Masters of the Mask (C) vs.
Dragon & James (3)
AWL World Tag Team
Championship Match
3rd Defense
Additionally, three AWL Wrestlers
have picked up the gauntlet thrown down by Dr. Jigoku. And it is a
most surprising trio:
The Augments vs. American
Beetle, Hassan, and Kid Canada
Augment's Open Challenge
Unfortunately, there is also bad
news that I must deliver. Last Friday, I commanded Wonder Kid, to
appear in my office to explain why he did not appear at AWL 122 as
scheduled. ONCE AGAIN he failed to appear. So I have no choice but
to make this personal and public. Wonder Kid WILL appear at AWL
124 and he WILL wrestle. If he does not, he will be TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY and the AWL will SUE him for breach of contract!
This! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
--XOXO AWL Commissioner.
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