Sunday, November 25, 2012

Thanksgiving Week News Post.

OK ladies and gentlemen.  It's a holiday weekend on both sides of the Pacific Ocean.  So this week's news post is going to be short and sweet.  First, the following message has been delivered to the office from the Pale Imitation, Rick Flare:


WOOOOO, No.  This is . . . INSANE!  First, I get beat by that masked fool Ma-Ji-Ku ME!  The Champ!  The Man! . . . . . . GOD!!  Then, I get thrown in the ring with a freaking GIANT who doesn’t have any business shining my boots!  Last but WOOOO, not least!  IMNOTEVENONLASTWEEKSSHOW!!!  The AWL Commissioner has gone senile!  You have access to the greatest!  Professional!  Wrestler! . . . . . . ONGODSGREENEARTH And . . . .andandand YOU DON’T USE HIM!! 

Well no more WOOOO!  The dirtiest player in the video game is booking HIMSELF in a match at AWL 40!  Open contract.  Anyone out there who thinks that have what it talks to beat THE MAN, bring it!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear, it's TNA's "Crazy Uncle Ric" isn't it?  Well, the AWL Commissioner has approved the open contract and with that we have the closest we are going to come to a full card for Season 2 finale AWL Episode 40.  Remember, the card is subject to change in cases of injury or other extenuating circumstances.  No refunds will be offered (Not that you're paying for this anyway)

AWL 40 Card:

1. Lucha vs. Libre: Brother vs. Brother.

2. Rick Flare vs. ????: Open Contract Challenge.

3. Ma-Ji-Ku (C) vs. Super Giant (C): Anarchy Championship Match--Title for Title!!

4. All Americans (C) vs. Team UK: AWL World Tag Team Title Match.

5. Ganba vs. "Wild Card" Bubba Reese: Hell in the Cell.

6. Dragon (C) vs. Wonder Kid w/Yarina: AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match.

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