OK folks we are mere days away from AWL 70
and after the events of last weekend’s episode, we now know that all 3 AWL
Championships will be defended at AWL 70.
What’s more, we have some breaking news regarding all three of these
contests. The match ups are:
1. Wonder Kid © vs. “Peacemaker” Luke James
AWL
World Heavyweight Championship Match
With
Wonder Kid’s manager Yarina becoming increasingly involved in her client’s
matches as of late, Luke James has asked his friend and mentor Dragon to join
him at ringside and act as corner man/equalizer.
2. Ma-Ji-Ku © vs. El Rudo Rojo
AWL
Light Heavyweight Championship Match
By
order of the AWL Commissioner, all of El Rudo Rojo’s fellow members of the
N.R.E. are barred from ringside on pain of termination.
3. Crisis Gundan © vs. The Super Tiger
Brothers
AWL
World Tag Team Championship Match
Yarina
has requested that this match be the first bout on the card. In Yarina’s own words “Those two pussycats
don’t deserve anything better than the curtain jerker spot.” For reasons that honestly escape me, the AWL
Commissioner has agreed to this.
In other news, a rather unusual e-mail was
received by AWL HQ late last night. The
sender line says that the message is from Black Tiger King, but I don’t think
that it is. Mainly because the letter is
in perfect English and BTK has always needed a Japanese-English translator in
the past. Either way, the content is . .
. interesting so we have decided to post it in full here in the blog.
With
the passing of the equinox and the falling of a once great empire, the time is
finally at hand for the truth to be revealed to the wondering masses. At the seventieth episode of the Animated
Wrestling League, the scales shall fall and all will know that the prophecy
will soon be fulfilled. A secret long kept
hidden beneath the veil of shadow (though perfectly obvious to those few with
wit enough to see) will be exposed to a light so bright even the most simple
minded of sheep may yet see the truth.
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