Thursday, September 5, 2013

Mid-week News Update!

Well, it's that time again.  Time for me to convince you to watch this weekends AWL World Heavyweight Title Match.  Of course, the fact that the most prestigious championship in all of digital wrestling is on the line would normally be enough for anyone, but this week we have an extra special incentive and it's this week's video news update:



AWL News Update for 9/5/13 投稿者 AWLBoss


But that's just the main event.  The AWL Commissioner, in his infinite wisdom, has put together a fascinating match:

Trios Match:
Tiger Mask, Shin Tora, & Ben Nelson vs. Bruce Hoyt, El Rudo Rojo, & ????

This match was originally meant to be a regular tag team match between the Super Tiger Brothers and the N.R.E.  Until, that is, the following message was delivered to AWL HQ (Here corrected for spelling and grammar):

Our cause is spreading.  A brand new heel is ready to step all the way out of the closet and embrace the reality that winning is all that matters.  The ends always justify the means.  So stuff your tag team match this weekend.  Find a partner for the two little pussies and we'll show you what the bad guys can do!
We're here.  You don't cheer.  GET USED TO IT!!

The Commissioner didn't take kindly to that so while he accepted the match, he paired the tigers with the only man to earn two victories over Chikara Grand Champion Eddie Kingston in the last 2 years: "Big" Ben Nelson!

Points in play:
The Colony (1) vs. The All Americans (0)

We DO have some traditional tag team action this week and the new 3-Point System borrowed from Chikara is heating up.  The Super Tiger Brothers have 3 points and are first in line for a tag team title shot.  This weekend, the ants try for their second point and the Americans attempt to get on the board.  Remember that one loss drops you down to nothing so there's a lot at stake for both teams this weekend at AWL 67.

Revenge of the Purple and Black:
Tiny vs. Jack "Breakdown" Butcher

The suspension is over and Tiny is BACK!  The first words out of his mouth when he stepped back into AWL HQ were "I want Crisis Gundan!"  The Commissioner, not feeling that a non-title tag match would be appropriate in this case, has booked a one on one match between the returning Tiny and the undefeated Jack Butcher.  To make things fair, both men will have their tag team partners banned from ringside . . . but for some reason Yarina will still be there.  When asked for clarification, the AWL Commissioner's office declined to comment.

That's the card for this weekend.  I hope to see you there!
                                                                                                    --RyuSensei

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