Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Ugh, not this guy again!

                The following message was delivered to AWL HQ this morning.  The words of Yamada Jiro do not necessarily reflect those of the Animated Wrestling League, it’s owners, management, or staff.  This message has been translated, under duly noted protest, by the AWL Translation Team.

                As the only wrestler in the AWL with two points on the board, I demand that Nippon Yokatta be given a match at AWL 222.  No tag team event would be complete without proper Japanese fighting spirit.  Japanese wrestling is rightly known for great tag team wrestling.  That is because we are we know how to work together.  Something foreign devils can never understand.  In fact, I insist that we be given a match with fellow Japanese.  There can be no competition otherwise.  Perhaps that new team of Tigers.  Tiger the Dark, a Japanese man, dares to take up a foreign devil’s legacy?  No wonder he’s never won a match in the AWL.  He won’t start now!


                What a disgustingly racist little turd.  Still, it sounds like a good match.  Let’s hope the AWL Commissioner makes it official.

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