We
here at YTM Inc. are pleased to hear that the AWL Commissioner is taking our
campaign to raise the quality of competition around here. Speaking on behalf of the AWL World
Heavyweight Champion (now nearly 3 months into his full year title reign), we
look forward with great anticipation to defeating the winner of Video
Cybernetico in his eventual 10 Minute Challenge.
Unfortunately,
we continue to be dismayed at the AWL Commissioner’s stubborn refusal to reveal
the identity of the current #3 Contender:
AWL
Best 4:
1.
Black Tiger King.
2.
Ganba
3.
(????) Special Guest.
4.
Video Cybernetico Winner.
An
athlete the caliber of the Man Muscle Mountain needs time to prepare for his
opponents, that’s what the Best 4 system was about in the first place! The opportunity for champion and challenger
to anticipate, train, scout, and prepare for each title match in order to give
the AWL fans the best wrestling on the Internet today. It saddens all of us here at YTM Inc. to see
that the commissioner has lost sight of this.
--Yarina
My dear Yarina,
ReplyDeleteMy reasons for not revealing the identity of the # 3 Contender is twofold. First, I want to give the AWL fans a hook to get them to tune in. I may be many things, but I am a pro wrestling promoter first and foremost.
Second, I WANT Wonder Kid to be surprised. You are always telling me that Wonder Kid wants bigger and better challenges so . . . here you go. You were serious about that, weren’t you?
--XOXO AWL Commissioner.