Friday, July 8, 2016

Tag Team Promos

At AWL 180 the Tag Team Division will be on full display as we have not one but two tag team bouts on the card. Today all four tag teams set to compete at AWL 180 have the chance to address both you fans and each other. First the under card tag match featuring the debut of the newest member of the AWL All Stars:

AWL All Stars:
Luke James: First of all, no. No, Ah'm not telling you who mah partner is. You'll have to watch AWL 180 to find out. But Ah can assure you that we looked up and down the AWL Roster and found someone who has been here for years and has earned the respect of the fans. He's got alotta tag team experience as well as more than a few singles matches under his belt. Other than that, y'all just need to keep guessing. Now, as for the Strike Warriors, we ain't got no heat with either of them. Ah just asked the Commissioner for a tag match at 180 and they're the team he came back with. Nothin' personal. See you boys at 180 as the next chapter of the AWL All Stars begins.

Strike Warriors:
Strike Taka (Translated from Japanese): Nothing personal? Team he came back with?! That's the kind of disrespect and dismissal I've been hearing my entire career! That's what drove me to...that's what made me who I am. And I am not taking it any more. I've partnered with one of the greatest luchadores in the world and certainly the best the AWL has ever seen. We are NOT an after thought! And at AWL 180, we are going to prove it!!

Next, the champions and challengers in the AWL World Tag Team Championship Match:

Big & Spicy:
Tiny:It's been a long road getting here. Both my main man CM and I have been out of action for a while. Me with some nagging injuries, and him with his comedy career out in Osaka. But we finally made it back home to the AWL. Not only that, we we have three points and the chance to climb to the top of the mountain once again and get our AWL World Tag Team Title back!

Hakaisha, Bunny, y'all stole our thunder. Every AWL fan knows that Big & Spicy are THE big man/little man tag team in this league. Hakaisha, I'll give you props. You're hella strong. Last week you lifted me up and slammed me with one freaking arm! Much respect man, much respect. And yeah, your little buddy beat my little buddy. But the whole is greater than the sum of its parts and while you are two great wrestlers, we are one great team! See ya Sunday.

Destroyers of Doom:

HAKAISHA! (Translated from Japanese): Tiny, Curry, welcome back. You've earned your three points fairly and you are worthy challengers to the titles. But we are the standard bearers. We started the season with nothing, not a single point to our names. But now we stand at the summit of the AWL Tag Team Division and we welcome all challengers. Especially anyone willing to fight with honor. The AWL has too many cheaters and cowards who are too scared or too foolish to fight fair. But not Big & Spicy. So this Sunday, come. Fight us. Try to take our titles...The Right Way!

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