Monday, July 29, 2013

News Post plus VIDEO!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner and I have come before you to address the controversial ending to the AWL World Tag Team Championship match from this past weekend.  If you haven’t seen the program, please do so now so as to avoid spoilers.

All caught up?  Excellent.  Now I had planned to grant the tag team known as Big & Spicy a rematch to punish Yarina for her unsportsmanlike actions.  HOWEVER!  After the feed cut out, our cameras kept rolling and recorded the following footage.  I must warn those with weak constitutions that the following footage is somewhat disturbing.  You have been warned.


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Obviously, this horrendous post match attack deserves punishment.  The AWL Wrestler known as Tiny is hereby fined 100,000 yen and suspended without pay for 4 weeks.  Only the fact that Tiny was clearly provoked has saved his job.
Now, I must turn my attention to this weekend’s Tag Matsuri.  Obviously, Big & Spicy will not be competing.  But Curry Man has committed no crime and does not deserve to be punished.  Therefore Curry Man has 48 hours to choose a new tag team partner to enter the tournament with.
To end this post on a happy note, the first Chikara talent have been signed to AWL Contracts!  Yes, contractS, plural.  This weekend, at the Tag Matsuri, you will see the debut of: Fire Ant & Green Ant, THE COLONY!!!

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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