Thursday, July 25, 2013

The AWL Commissioner is BACK!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.  Allow me to apologize for the lack of communication during my recent trip to the United States of America.  My work was of a sensitive nature and required a certain amount of discretion.  I understand now that many of my staff and perhaps some of you reading these words were worried about my health and safety.  Again, I deeply apologize for any concern I have caused.
But m labors have born great fruit!  The Animated Wrestling League has entered into a mutually beneficial partnership with the good people at Titor Conglomerate!  In exchange for a 20% share of the company, Titor has graciously allowed us to make use of certain Chikara intellectual property and has given us permission to contact wrestlers under Chikara contract about possible future bookings.  Expect to see some Chikara talent making their AWL debuts in the near future!
Additionally, as a sort of signing bonus, Titor has agreed to allow us access to one of their many construction companies that happens to be based in Tokyo.  This organization, Inbou Construction, has been hired to give the AWL Arena a complete overhaul!  No more will we be saddled with an antique WWE RAW set.  Even better, the all new AWL Arena will be ready in time for this weekend’s AWL 62 event.
Speaking of which, the full card for AWL 62 is as follows:
              Main Event: Crisis Gundan © vs. Big & Spicy:
AWL World Tag Team Championship Match!
             
              Semi-Final: Wonder Kid vs. “Big” Ben Nelson:
                            10 Minute Challenge!

              Match 3: “Peacemaker” Luke James vs. “Boxing Bastard” Bruce Hoyt.

              Match 2: El Santo Azul vs. Silver Potato.

Match 1: Kid Canada vs. Black Tiger King.

Finally, I am pleased to announce that an annual AWL tradition will be retuning again this year.  On August 3rd, at AWL 63, we will hold the second annual AWL Tag Matsuri!  This year, the Tag Matsuri will take the form of a 16-man tag team tournament.  The winners will receive an AWL World Tag Team Title Match AND the ability to pick their own stipulations!

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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