Thursday, April 23, 2015

The boss is pissed!

He's pissed! You knew he was going to be pissed. I mean who wouldn't be after that son of a...

OK. Here's what happened. Last weekend at AWL 133, Jack Butcher blatently interfered in the AWL World Light Heavyweight Title Match between DOOMBUNNY & Super Giant. And I mean BLATANTLY! He actually entered the ring and broke up a pinfall that would have almost certainly would have allowed DOOMBUNNY to retain the title. And what's worse, Senior Official Joey Babaghanoush (of the famous Babaghanoush Wrestling Family) didn't disqualify Super Giant for outside interference. About a minute later, Super Giant would go on to win the AWL World Light Heavyweight Title.

It's been a LONG time since I've seen the AWL Commissioner this angry. Frankly, Joey is lucky to still have his job. Here are the important details coming out of the meeting between the AWL Commissioner and our senior official:

1. Joey still has his job, but is on probation. He will officiate a World Tag Team Title Match this weekend and the Commissioner will evaluate the situation from there.

2. Not even the AWL Commissioner has the authority to overturn a referee's decision, not even a bad one. So Super Giant is the new AWL World's Light Heavyweight Champion.

3. (And I'm kind of burying the lead here), the AWL Commissioner has hired a new referee!!! This new ref's job will be to handle grudge matches that the Commissioner fears have gotten out of hand. He will debut at AWL 134 to officiate a grudge match between Jack Butcher and the DOOMBUNNY!

4. No number one contender has been named in the light heavyweight division. The AWL has a policy of "No automatic rematches" and we're sticking to that.

So, after all that bad news, I'll be back tomorrow with some good news (and it's a whopper!).


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