Well, he's done it this time.
With only 4 days to go until AWL 140, I think Wonder Kid has finally
dug himself into a hole he can't get out of. Early this morning the
following message arrives here at AWL HQ:
3 on 1? You call that a fair
challenge? Come on old man. That's not a fair challenge. When I
told you to give me competition I didn't mean tag teams and 3 on 1
crap. I want to fight people I've never fought before. Real men who
I can look in the eye and say "You're the best in the world.
But in a fair fight, I can beat you." That kind of competition
doesn't exist in the AWL and obviously, YOU can't give it to me. So
here's what you're going to do: Make me the #1 Contender. I beat
HAKAISHA at next season's premier. I revolutionize the AWL World
Heavyweight Title once again by declaring an open challenge to top
level wrestlers from OUTSIDE the dinky little company. We both make
money. Make it happen Commissioner.
A few editorial notes: First, it
wasn't a 3 on 1 match, it was a gauntlet match. Yes, it was meant to
be a test of his endurance as he fought 3 fresh fighters, but it was
three 1 on 1 matches, NOT 3 on 1. Second, he lost. Third, the AWL
Commissioner CAN'T make Wonder Kid #1 Contender because Bad Luck Fale
already has that spot and (Because he won Video Cybernetico) he can't
be reduced in rank. 4. Who the hell does Wonder Kid think he is?
The AWL Commissioner does not take kindly to being disrespected (just
ask El Rudo Rojo) and I'm hoping that he will address this whole mess
tomorrow in his weekly address.
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