Saturday, February 23, 2019

Full Card for AWL 266


                Sorry for the slow news week this week ladies and gentlemen.  The AWL Commissioner has announced the full card for this weekend’s AWL 265 event.  Here presented with contextual comments.
AWL 266:
MAIN EVENT
Dorei Corps vs. T49P & Purosentai Resurangers
Atomicos Match
                Good vs. evil in an 8-man tag team match.  The Purosentai Resurangers have be locking horns with the Forces of Jigoku  all season.  But this time they have the AWL Grand Champion and a Grand Slam Champion at their side.  Which two members of the P.S.R.R. will join Team 49th Parallel?  You’ll have to tune in to find out.

The Augments (0) vs. Purosentai Resuranger (1)
Points in Play
                It will be a busy night for the wrestling superheroes.  Not only with Dr. Jigoku’s zombie slaves be in the main event, his towering cybernetic terrors will be in tag team action with a point towards title contention on the line.

The Modern-Day Warriors (1) vs. Betty Bubbles & Miss AWL (0)
Points in Play
                Last week in her debut match, Betty Bubbles made a HUGE locker room faux pax when she used Athena Jane’s official finishing move, The Fall of the Gods, without permission.  As a result, the Modern-Day Warriors have requested and been granted this match to teach Ms. Bubbles a lesson in wrestling manners.  Of course, a point towards challenging for the AWL Joshi Tag Team Titles is up for grabs as well.

Shynron vs. Frederic Victor
Phantom Rope Match
                A couple of weeks ago, Frederic Victor questioned The Spirit Dragon’s wrestling cred and challenged him to a World of Sports Rules Match.  A match that Shynron won handily in two straight falls.
                This week the tables are turned as Shynron has challenged Frederic Victor to a match designed to be advantageous to the high fliers on the roster.  Turnabout is fair play…something Frederic Victor isn’t exactly known for.
                A Phantom Rope Match is one where the ropes do not matter.  There are no rope breaks, no count outs, and falls count anywhere.  In short, there is no distinction between the inside and outside of the ring so Shynron (and Victor too hypothetically) will be free to climb and jump from anything they choose!

Ganba Hisshi Dark vs. A (with W & L)
                OK, I’m not above admitting when I don’t know anything.  I have no idea why this match is happening.  In the end, I guess it doesn’t matter as the #1 Contender to the AWL Grand Championship (and 2019 New Year’s Tournament Champion) will be in the ring with a rookie who has had fewer matches than Ganba has had YEARS in wrestling.
                No bets will be taken regarding the winner of this match.  Though, if you’re stupid enough to bet on pro wrestling in the first place…

Danger 13 (0) vs. The Flying Yukis (0)
Points in Play
                Many teams are looking to become the first challengers to the Tiger Brothers.  Will the odd couple tag team or the luckiest jobbers in history take their first step on that journey?  Find out this weekend at AWL 266!

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