In this week’s
news post we must begin with American Beetle.
Immediately after his tag team match at AWL 33, he was taken to 聖胸部病院 a local hospital specializing in the treatment of human-insect hybrids
(it’s Japan, we need places like that). It
has been confirmed that American Beetle suffered a mild concussion. He is expected to make a full recovery but he
will not be cleared to wrestle for the next couple of months. All of us here at the Animated Wrestling
League wish him a safe and speedy recovery.
Regarding the
AWL World Tag Team Titles, the Commissioner has a policy of never stripping a
champion of their title unless it is completely unavoidable as that would
destroy the legacy of the championship.
Therefore, the All Americans are still recognized as AWL World Tag Team
Champions. Their next title defense,
against Team UK, has been postponed until the season 2 finale, AWL 40. If American Beetle is not cleared to return
by that time, the Commissioner will have no choice but to consider other
options.
In other news,
the Commissioner has rendered a decision on the faction known collectively as The
Hardcore Throwbacks. Since Tommy Dreamer
and Terry Funk think they can hang with AWL Wrestlers half their age and twenty
times their talent, they have been granted short term contracts valid until the
end of season two. At which point the
AWL will have the option to renew or deny those contracts at will. For the record, it should be noted that the
AWL Commissioner has an intense dislike for so-called “Hardcore Wrestling” and
considers it to be needlessly dangerous garbage.
Moving on to
happier news, the full card for AWL 34 has just been announced:
MAIN EVENT: Dragon © vs. “Penultimate
Fighter” Lee Masters—AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match.
Semi Final: “King of Spice” Curry Man vs.
Libre—Light Heavyweight #1 Contender’s Match.
The Hardcore Throwbacks vs. The Super Tiger
Brothers.
Wrestler X vs. “Suplex Master” Sammy Nix.
Super Giant vs. ????—AWL Anarchy
Championship Match!
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