Thursday, March 14, 2013

From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc


 From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.:
We deeply regret to inform the AWL fans that the AWL World Heavyweight Champion Wonder Kid will NOT be appearing on any AWL program unless and until the AWL Commissioner reveals the identity of the now #1 contender in the AWL Best 4.  A champion the caliber of Wonder Kid deserves time to study and prepare for his opponents.  Where else in sports do you see this kind of blatant favoritism by an authority figure?  Again, we regret the necessity of depriving the AWL fans of the privilege of seeing the Man Muscle Mountain compete, but there is no one to blame but the AWL Commissioner.
In other business news, the expansion of Yarina Talent Management Inc. is coming along splendidly.  While we are quite limited in the details we can reveal regarding ongoing contract negotiations, we CAN reveal that YTM Inc. has signed a pair of new wrestlers that will soon be competing in the AWL Tag Team Division.  There are still a few wrinkles to be ironed out, but we look to complete the transaction in time for AWL 50.

1 comment:

  1. What a loada hooey! Y’all are nothing but a yellow bellied coward Kid. Y’all want someone ta fight? Well, come ta A dubya L 49 and fight ME! Once I beat ja, I reckon that’ll make me #1 contenda! So bring it on “Champ” if’n ya got the guts.

    --Luke James

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