Friday, March 8, 2013

Interviews with Ganba and Wonder Kid.


 In accordance with AWL tradition, both champion and challenger in this weekend’s AWL World Championship Match will be given the opportunity to address both the fans and their opponent in this forum.  First, the champion, through his manager:

From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.

This weekend, at AWL 48, YOUR AWL World Heavyweight Champion will destroy Ganba to retain his title and prove all the doubters wrong.  Wonder Kid has grown tired of all the filthy propaganda against him by the AWL Commissioner and his minions like RyuSensei.  So the Man Muscle Mountain allowed Ganba to survive the 10 Minute Challenge.  Let the domination at AWL 48 stand for all time as a testament to the fighting spirit of the greatest professional wrestler in the world: Wonder Kid.

And now, the challenger:

それは嘘だ! も一回ビデオを見えてください。最後の10分でウルトラカラナに2.9カウントをしました。キッドは何でも仮しなかた! AWL48では俺をAWL王者になる。いつも頑張ります。
                                                                                    ――ガンバ
By order of the AWL Commissioner, a translator has asked to translate that into English for our foreign readers:

That is a lie!  Look at the video again.  In the last 10 seconds of the match, I hit you with an ultrakanrana for a 2.9 count.  Wonder Kid didn’t “allow” a damn thing.  At AWL 48, I will become AWL Champion.  Always give it your all.
                                                                                    --Ganba

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