Thursday, June 6, 2013

AWL 60 Countdown Day 3

Crisis Gundan (C) vs. The Super Tiger Brothers: AWL World Tag Team Title Match.

              This match is the very definition of the proverbial double edged sword.  On the one hand, the Super Tiger Brothers (Tiger Mask and Shin Tora) won their way into the tag title picture and saved themselves from Batsumania.  On the other hand, they now have a match with Crisis Gundan the only undefeated tag team in the AWL who has a bad habit of injuring their opponents.
              We contacted the Tiger’s Cave Dojo and learned that Tiger Mask and Shin Tora are spending the week on a training retreat in the mountains of Gunma Prefecture in central Japan and were thus unavailable for comment, but it’s good to know that they are taking this opportunity at the tag team titles seriously and not just looking at their likely beating as the payment for keeping their jobs.
              However, Yarina was more than willing to issue a press release (seriously, that woman never met a microphone she didn’t like).
             
              From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.
              This is insulting.  Not only are the best tag team in the world today, Crisis Gundan forced to step foot in the ring with a couple of rejects from the AWL Baby Division, but they are literally the WORST WRESTLERS IN THE COMPANY!!  They should be fighting to avoid a pink slip and the know it.  This Sunday, at AWL 60, Crisis Gundan is going to literally walk all over these two kittens.  It’s going to be a very short match, but don’t expect a discount on their appearance fee.
                                                                                    --Yarina


Tune in this weekend to see if the Super Tiger Brothers can overcome the odds and become the new AWL World Tag Team Champions.

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