Wednesday, August 13, 2014

An Ultimatum.

It's obviously been a busy week in the AWL and today is no different.  This has been buzzing around the offices for several days, but I finally have confirmation from the AWL Commissioner's office and can therefore report it to you.

The AWL Commissioner has had ENOUGH with Yarina.  Not only has she started getting physically involved in matches, as she did in the Wonder Kid-HAKAISHA! match at AWL 100, but she has ONCE AGAIN raised the appearance fee for her wrestlers knowing full well that they've already been booked for the AWL Championship Tournament.  Speaking on behalf of the AWL office staff, we could all hear the screaming and cursing from the boss' office when that call came in.  About half an hour later, the following message was circulated to all office staff:

Attn Staff:

The Animated Wrestling League will accept NO MORE increases in appearance fees.  If Yarina wishes to pull her clients from the show, that's her decision.  The four members of YTM Inc have already been announced for the AWL Championship Tournament and under AWL regulations, if they fail to appear they shall lose their matches by forfeit and Yarina will lose any chance to control the AWL World's Heavyweight Championship during Season 6.  And that is especially significant today because I have decided to place YTM Inc. under the following ultimatum:

If Yarina Talent Management Inc. does NOT control ALL the AWL Championships by the end of AWL 120, Yarina's business relationship with the AWL will be terminated and her stable will be forcibly disbanded.  THIS!  I have COMMISSIONED!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wow!  Note to self, never make the boss angry.  So this means that if all 4 of Yarina's wrestlers are eliminated from the tournament, she's done.  Only the winner of the AWL Championship Tournament will hold the AWL World Heavyweight Championship this season.

Dang.

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