Thursday, May 28, 2015

Commissioner's Weekly Address.

Without further ado, here's the boss:

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL...Commissioner. And I am rather angry this week. While I feel it is in the best interest of the Animated Wrestling League to cultivate an attitude of healthy competition among out wrestlers, things have gotten out of hand. I speak of course of the rivalry between Crisis Gundan and the former Golden Duo of HAKAISHA and DOOMBUNNY. Thanks to them, I was unable to present an advertised World Championship Match at AWL 137. This is UNACCEPTABLE!

Therefore I hereby COMMISSION a match between these teams at AWL 140. The rivalry will end there and then because this match will be contested under Grudge Match Rules, it will be an Elimination Match, and the losing team MAY NEVER TEAM IN THE ANIMATED WRESTLING LEAGUE AGAIN!
AWL 140: MAIN EVENT!
Crisis Gundan vs. HAKAISHA & DOOMBUNNY
Elimination Grudge Match
Losing Team Must Disband!!

With that out of the way, here is the fight card for this weekend's AWL 138 event:
AWL 138:
Main Event:
HAKAISHA! (C) vs. Ganba (#1)
AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match
5th Title Defense

The New Classics vs. The Augments
Trios Match

Big & Spicy (2) vs. Bullet Club (0)
Points on the Line

Dragon vs. ????
Dragon Debut Series Match

Joe Obber vs. Tiger Mask II
Danger Zone Match
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


--XOXO AWL Commissioner.

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