Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Commissioner's Weekly Address

For the first time this season, I proudly present to you the AWL Commissioner's Weekly Address:

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL...Commissioner.
Our eight season has begun in ernest. Animated Wrestling League World's Heavyweight Champion HAKAISHA has successfully defended his championship against Bad Luck Fale and taken one step closer to AWL 160 and the Title Unification Match. Now it is time to turn our attentions to the AWL Light Heavyweight Division.

As I have said many times before, it is not expected that champions and top contenders will lose matches. Last weekend, the new Animated Wrestling League World's Light Heavyweight Champion El Santo Azul was pinned by Tiger Mask II in a tag team match. Therefore my job becomes quite simple:
El Santo Azul (C) vs. Tiger Mask II
AWL World Light Heavyweight Championship Match
1st Title Defense
With equal simplicity:
Bullet Club (0) vs. Big & Spicy (0)
2 Point/15 Minute Match
Of course, additional matches shall be revealed as the week progresses, but that will do for now.


--XOXO AWL Commissioner

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