Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Weekly Address/by the numbers.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.

And it is my pleasure to confirm that which was reported to you yesterday. The next Animated Wrestling League Super Card shall take place on the 19th of August in the historic city of Kyoto and it is my further pleasure to announce the first three matches that shall take place on that show. I am enjoying the burgeoning faction rivalry here in the Animated Wrestling League, so at Obon-nanza 2015, we shall have a one night trios tournament featuring the 4 biggest factions in the Animated Wrestling League:
Obon-nanza 2015:
One Night Trios Tournament
1. AWL All Stars vs. The Augments

2. Bullet Club vs. The New Classics

3. Winners of Match 1 vs. Winners of Match 2
Now, let us discuss this weekend's AWL 144 Event. There are currently two title matches scheduled for this weekend:
AWL 144:
Main Event:
Tiger Mask II (C) vs. Prince Puma
AWL World Light Heavyweight Championship Match
1st Title Defense.

Semi-Final:
AWL All Stars (C) vs. The New Classics (4)
AWL World Tag Team Title Match
4th Title Defense

Before we continue, a little clarification. Both The New Classics and Big & Spicy have the requisite three points to challenge for the world tag team titles, but since The New Classics obtained their third point first, they have the top priority.

Speaking of rankings and such, I suppose this is an acceptable time to review the AWL Best 4 Rankings after the considerable shake up of last weekend:
AWL Best 4:
1. Ma-Ji-Ku
2. Ganba
3. Bad Luck Fale
4. TBD
And the number four contendership SHALL be determined this weekend in another faction vs. faction match:
AWL 144:
Matt Classic Jr. vs. "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson vs. Project
New Classics vs. Bullet Club vs. The Augments
Fight for 4
Since Ganba of The AWL All Stars is already in the Best 4 and both Dragon & Luke James are otherwise occupied defending the tag team titles, that faction is excluded from this match.

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

--XOXO AWL Commissioner.


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