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The following press release came across my desk early this morning:

Global Wrestling Monopoly is proud to announce that our wrestlers have been invited to compete in the Animated Wrestling League’s Intercontinental Division!  On behalf of our chairman, Mr. X, GWM general manager Miss X happily accepts this offer and Miss X herself will personally escort our first challenger for the AWL Intercontinental Championship for his match at AWL 201.

The wrestler in question is the Giant of GWM, the largest masked wrestler in the world, Big Foot!  7’3” and tipping the scales at 555lb, this mountain of a man will crush the AWL Intercontinental Champion with his patented bear hug.

Also, GWM main eventer Yellow Devil will grace the AWL with his presence when he issues an Open Challenge to any AWL wrestler foolish enough to challenge him.

--Miss X

There’s just one problem here.  As far as I can find, nobody in the AWL ever made that invitation!  But now that GWM has released that false information to the public, we might be stuck with it.  Yes, GWM’s Black Tiger 3 competed in the AWL last season, but I don’t get how that leads to an open invitation to invade our company.  The AWL Commissioner will make his weekly address tomorrow, hopefully we’ll get some official answers then.