Good
evening ladies and gentlemen. I am the AWL Commissioner.
They
say that the best laid plans of mice and men are bound to be
misquoted. And in my case, the best booked series of matches are
bound to end in a tie. And that is exactly what has happened in the
Faction Gauntlet between Hassan and Yamada Jiro. Sometimes this job
is difficult...and other times it's dead simple:
For
AWL 154:
Yamada
Jiro vs. Hassan
Faction
Gauntlet Tie Breaker
Winner
sets the stipulations for the Recognition Match at AWL 160
Additionally, the Tag Matsuri on
Monday added some much need momentum to the AWL Tag Team Division.
So, to maintain this forward trajectory, I have COMMISSIONED!! Two tag
team matches for this weekend:
Big
& Spicy (1) vs. The Muscle Hunters (0)
Tag
Matsuri Rematch
Points
in Play
HAKAISHA!
& DOOMBUNNY (0) vs. Los Neko Grande (0)
Points
in Play
Finally, I have found myself to
be rather...perplexed by the current state of affairs. I am refering
to the current number one contender to the AWL World's Heavyweight
Championship, Luke James. It is troubling that the next challenger
for the world title ALSO be in the Danger Zone. Therefore, the
following match will happen at AWL 154 and you may be confident that
Mr. James' rank is most certainly at risk.
Luke
James (#1) vs. El Santo Azul
Danger
Zone Match
THIS!
I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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